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Send me your queries, internet.   A rather odd lanky fellow

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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— 10 hours ago with 135416 notes

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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— 11 hours ago with 307564 notes

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via famousest)

— 12 hours ago with 450970 notes

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via bestfunny)

— 13 hours ago with 1028300 notes

bevrage:

condom:

omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO

didn’t she know he was human too?

(via dutchster)

— 14 hours ago with 5648 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via guy)

— 14 hours ago with 473167 notes

before-time:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omfg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

lol omg I did it tooo

(via guy)

— 15 hours ago with 619088 notes