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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

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Beyoncé on set for Drunk In Love music video

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tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

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