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femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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— 12 hours ago with 313885 notes
valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

(via oomshi)

— 16 hours ago with 189351 notes
ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

(via bestfunny)

— 20 hours ago with 141095 notes

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum, via famousest)

— 1 day ago with 266427 notes

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

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— 1 day ago with 39790 notes

if countries were students

Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
— 1 day ago with 532711 notes